Come on, you're a little bit jealous of his collection. Admit it. I know I am.
Here's my favorite excerpt from the article:
“When I used to get packages, my kids would say to each other, ‘Don’t open it, it could be body parts,’ ” he recalled. “One time, my daughter came home upset from school and told me, ‘The class didn’t believe me when I told them we have mummies at home.’ So I sent her in with a mummified cat, and she came home and said, ‘They believe me now.’ ”
He is officially the coolest dad ever.